Sunday 6 Apr

A re-Post

This morning I came back home after three days away to find a big pile of junk mail behind the door. It was all enticing me to spend money on insurance deals, buying a new car, and pizza, Indian, Chinese takeaways, join this lottery and that lottery, and set up a funeral plan with the Co-op Funeral Services. (I’ve already got a funeral plan; it’s called DEATH) etc.
There wasn’t as much junk mail as the time I was away in France for six weeks, but there was enough to make opening the door difficult. I have re-posted the article from June 2010 when I found an unbelievable amount of junk!.
What can we do to stop all this waste dropping through the letter box?

June 2, 2010 |^| Junk Mail

junkmailThis morning I found an official looking letter in a plain white evelope with no gaudily printed words like “Open NOW!“, or “Special Offer!” amongst the usual pile of junk mail in the hallway.

In fact it looked more like the the usual local Council’s “. . pay your council tax IMMEDIATELY or you will be sent to prison!”  type of letter that I usually get, but I have aready paid this month so it could be a rebate? I thought “Wow, the powers that be have finally decided to help me out of my poverty”. I tore it open only to find a brightly coloured letter with loads of print and pictures, showing Old Age Pensioners smiling happily and posing by their new central heating boilers, cookers and the like.

I won’t bore you with the all the details but it all boiled down to “You MAY be entitled to a Gov Grant, you COULD get as much as £3,000. Send us all your personal details together with loads of money and we will investigate your case to see which grants you MAY qualify for”.  I’ve bolded the important words.

Now isn’t that nice of them? Along comes some complete strangers who are so concerned about my financial postion that they feel compelled to go out of their way to help a poor old age pensioner. I find that very touching, but they are not touching my wallet, that’s for sure.

I’m reading “My Life, it’s Ups and Downs” by ex-President Clinton at the moment. It’s interesting that he states in the book he actually asked Monica Lewinsky to ‘sack his cook’ and she misheard what he said because her hearing-aid was switched off at the time.

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3 Responses to Sunday 6 Apr

  1. Z says:

    You can opt out of junk mail with the post office, but that makes quite a lot of extra work for the postman who has to sort the mail, and it also takes away revenue for the postal service. For those reasons, I haven’t done so, much as junk mail annoys me.

    What you can do, when there’s a reply paid envelope, is send it back. That costs the company extra money and is quite satisfying.

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    Last time this happened I sent Readers Digest their rubbish back in their reply paid envelope, along with some of my rubbish; a banana skin, some fag ends I found in the gutter, a fish head and a nice selection from the cats litter tray. That stopped them, they never bothered me again. – Keith.

  2. Scarlet says:

    Ha! I did laugh at your funeral plan retort!
    I once repackaged a set of coasters from the Readers Digest with a terse note… got fed up with them offering to enter me into mystery prize draws. To be honest, I don’t get as much junk as I used to.

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    One of the leaflets offered me weekend at a posh hotel in Winchester for half price. Great, I was born there, lived there in my pre-army days and I had just returned from a three day visit to see relations and friends! – Keith.

  3. Hi Keith
    I’m over from Betsy’s who sends her best wishes.
    That brilliant makeover video you sent was forwarded from her to me. Boy it was funny and appealed to my well developed sense of humour so I did a post including it, since some lady bloggers blatantly told me I needed a makeover lol.
    Love your blog, Keith and glad I popped over. Already I am reading some of your hilarious comments about the Readers Digest rubbish! I am in stitches. I will, with your permission have a look at some of your posts.

    The stain glass window project is very interesting.
    Best wishes ~ Eddie

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    Thanks Eddie, I love the wig, can I borrow it? I have a selection of safety pins, white correction fluid and some wax for the ears so I’m ready to go!. Feel free to cruise around my blog Eddie, that’s what it’s there for. – Keith.

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