Nobodys noticed, or even cared, that I’ve not posted for a while. (sob) Still, I’m used to it. I could be dead and busily decomposing away in my little hovel and the neighbours wondering where the terrible smell is coming from.
I have have just had a severe case of man flu, and this is why I haven’t posted for a while. Has anybody bothered to email me, or added a comment to show their concern at my long absence from these pages? No! Huh, some friends you are, I would have expected Interflora to keep knocking on my door with bunches of flowers from all my friends in Bloggyland, the postman delivering boxes of Belgian chocolates and other goodies with loads of “Get Well” cards, but no, you all chose to ignore me. Don’t you feel guilty? No? Ah well, you win some, you lose some.
Now that I’m feeling a bit better I shall be posting some more rants, lies, and useless information soon.