Blocking the footway


I recently bought a mobility scooter, a case of “needs must”, because my arthritis is getting worse. I can only walk for about 100 yards now with the aid of a stick.

The mobility scooter is a Class 2 model, which means that it can only be driven on the footway, or pavement as it used to be called. The only time I can legally go on the roadway is to cross over. Top speed is 4 mph (walking speed) which doesn’t give me much time to get out of the way of the speeding cars. It doesn’t have lights, just rear reflectors, so crossing the road at night can be a bit dodgy, especially when some of our street lamps go off at midnight.

pavement_parking_news In some of the other roads there are one or two people who park on the footway, or halfway on it, making life difficult for the visually handicapped and elderly. Its the young mothers with their pushchairs who most at risk. I believe there was an incident a while back in another town where a child was killed and the mother injured trying to maneuver around a parked car.

My issue now is with the idle people who leave their wheelie bins out on the footway 24/7 and don’t bother to put them back on their own property. I wont go and ask them to remove the bins, because it is obvious that they don’t know the law and are probably people who think they have a right to flaunt it if they do know.

UPDATE (2 Dec 2016): The issue has now been resolved. The local Council came and had a look, and warned the householders that further action would be taken if they continued to obstruct the footway on non-bin days.


The local by-law states: “Wheeled bins should be stored on private land at all times and only presented for emptying on the day of collection. Bins should be moved back onto private land as soon as possible after emptying. Wheeled bins should not be stored on the highway (road, footpath or verge) as they can cause a nuisance, danger or obstruction to people including wheelchair/mobility scooter users, those with impaired vision and people pushing prams. Wheeled bins stored on the highway can also lead to vandalism, litter, fly tipping and arson. If you continue to leave bins out on the highway you will be prosecuted”.


Driving on the pavement with intent to park.
Although parking is generally permitted at the side of the road, except where there are restrictions or a specific offence has been committed, driving actually onto the pavement or footway (to park or otherwise) is an offence.

Under the Highways Act 1835, s.72, it is an offence to ride or drive wilfully on the footway, even though the driving may last for only for a few seconds ( McArthur v Jack 1950 S.C.(J.) 29). The offence will also apply to pedal and motor cyclists. Driving across the footway to get to a private park is held to be an offence in the absence of proof of long use or of its being a way of necessity.


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A night out at the Bluebell Inn, Desford.

I published this video two years ago on my other weblog (now gone). The musicians are all local and are amateurs, I mean that in the nicest possible way!

I thought this video would be a break from my usual rants. . .

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turkey01I had an online “flyer” from Ocado supermarket showing all the goodies we can buy for a Super Thanksgiving Day!

I know that many years ago we adopted the Colonial version of Hallowe’en and it’s took off in a big way, but Thanksgiving?

We don’t have anything to be thankful for! Do people here really know what Thanksgiving day is all about? I doubt it. If they do, why should we celebrate an American holiday? The next thing is that the gift card shops will be full of greetings cards proclaiming “Happy Thanksgiving”.

Come back Guy Fawkes, all is forgiven. Have some “Bonfire Toffee” and a “Toffee Apple”.
Christmas? Bah! Humbug!
Thanksgiving, ditto!

End of rant.

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Just saying . . . .

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?

They even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 250,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.

Perhaps we should give each of them a cow when we do find them?

They keep talking about drafting a new Constitution for Iraq, Afghanistan and the other countries we interfere with … Why don’t we just give them ours?

It was drawn up by a lot of really clever men, and it has worked for centuries and we’re not using it anymore.

The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this –

You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’, ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ….. It creates a hostile work environment!

fox-huntingI was under the impression the the Government had banned fox hunting years ago. It is still going on despite the ban, in fact it seems to be on the rise in this area. It must stop! It is not fair on the people who live in the countryside having to put up with this sort of thing, hearing the sound of gunshots all day and night, and finding corpses in their fields and gardens.


I have been invited to go to the annual Christmas Day Party this year at the ‘Earl Shilton Dementia Society‘ hall, but I can’t remember where it is or what day they said.

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Life is a Circle with many cycles. . . . I pay attention to the Seasons within myself – of beginings, growth, fruition, harvest, endings, rest, and begining again. . . .


I wish all my Friends in Bloggyland, no matter what religion or faith you follow, A Happy Hallowe’en.

May your God be with you always. Blessed be.


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Jehovah’s Parasites [3]

watchtowerI had another visitation from the Jehovahs Witnesses today. The second time in a fortnight.

I really thought I had managed to neutralize any further attacks by them, but I was wrong. The last time they came I had a visitor in the house, a close friend who is also a Priestess of the local Wiccan coven and we were enjoying a nice cup of tea when the door bell rang. After I had told them to go away, they still persisted in telling me that God would forgive me and welcome me back into the fold.

At this point my friend came up behind me and said could she have a word with them, so I walked back into the kitchen and left her talking quietly to them, and after a minute or two they went. Jane, my friend, said “I don’t think they will bother you again, so relax”.

unbelievers1She wouldn’t tell me what she said to them, but I can imagine!

They did come back, today! If Jane had turned them into frogs, obviously they had recovered. Ha!

Should they come back yet again, does anybody out there in Bloggyland know of a surefire way to get rid of them once and for all? Short of murder, that is!

If there are any Jehovah’s Witness out there and you feel offended by my attitude, please don’t take it personally, because I just don’t like the whole bloody lot of you! You try to tell me all you do in heaven is pretty much just sit around all the time and praise the Lord. I don’t know about you, but I think that after the first 50,000,000 years of that I’d start to get a little bored.

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Silly headline

I saw this today in one of those adverts that try to capture your interest (and your money?) by making exaggerated claims, and entice you to at least have a look.

“People are left stunned by this New Laser Eye Surgery!”

laserHopefully the laser wasn’t in the ‘kill’ mode!
For the sake of a comma the meaning was changed.

The advert then went on to claim “Pioneering Laser Eye Surgery Storming the UK”. Well, that’s a change from “sweeping the UK”!

I don’t claim to be a member of the Word Police, or a nerd about the correct use of English, but I do try to keep to the well trodden path of understandable English. Know wot i mean innit?

“Grammar is the agreed upon rules of a language, spoken or otherwise. Without it, we would all sound like neanderthals. Apologies to all you neanderthals out there but there is a reason why grammar came into existence” – Zachary Brenner

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To see, or not to see – 2

man-lookingI originally posted this on my old blog, now gone. This is an abridged version of that article because I   have noticed recently that the situation is getting worse.

Here is part of the original text:
“I have noticed recently that there is a growing trend by website designers to try to make the text on their pages virtually unreadable. By this I mean that by using very small fonts and by lightening the colour they seem to think it’s very trendy. Trying to read light grey text on a grey background or white is very frustrating, especially for people like myself who suffer with a mild form of colour blindness, and cataracts to boot!”

The whole point of writing is to convey information from one person to others, and not to show off your artistic skills.

What is wrong with black text on a white background? The newspapers have been using this ever since the Romans threw away their wax tablets and started using sharpened sticks dipped in ink and papyrus! The whole point of writing is to convey information from one person to others, and not to show off your artistic skills.
The following examples (my text) from some websites on the Internet have been reproduced here using the colours their designers decided on. The first one is acceptable, but if it was any lighter I would have great difficulty in reading it.

The original intention behind HTML was to permit academics and researchers to pass information over the WWW in a simple manner via hyperlinks. The content had a simple and basic structure without any fancy formatting. Thus, there were levels of headings, paragraph tags, simple list and blockquote tags.


This one I cannot decipher at all, and I would give up on it without even trying to read it.

The original intention behind HTML was to permit academics and researchers to pass information over the WWW in a simple manner via hyperlinks. The content had a simple and basic structure without any fancy formatting. Thus, there were levels of headings, paragraph tags, simple list and blockquote tags.


Here’s another example I came across. Remember, these are genuine, I’ve just changed the text otherwise you might recognise the site they came from.

The original intention behind HTML was to permit academics and researchers to pass information over the WWW in a simple manner via hyperlinks. The content had a simple and basic structure without any fancy formatting. Thus, there were levels of headings, paragraph tags, simple list and blockquote tags.



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Free Market Austerity

Last year it was revealed that the richest people in the UK had over doubled their wealth since 2009 austerityduring the Tories enforced and ongoing austerity programme.

Compare that with the report released today that found 6 million UK families were in fact worse off than they were 10 years ago…

It’s pretty obvious looking at these facts who the long term economic plan was geared towards helping…

It certainly wasn’t you or me.

This is Free market economics in a nutshell – fleece the poor to feed the insatiable greed of the rich – we really hope one day this becomes obvious to everyone because it is the truth.

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I have an ongoing dispute with UPS at the moment about their refusal to deliver a package after only one attempt. I had a note put in my post box that it was returned to the depot where I can collect it. For various reason there is no way I can get there to collect it. I paid the carriage fee on that parcel to be delivered to my home, so why should I have to collect it myself?

This morning I received an email and at the bottom it stating “© 2016 United Parcel Service of America, Inc. UPS, the UPS brandmark, and the colour brown are trademarks of United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All rights reserved”.

How is it possible to copyright a colour? I agree with the brandmark, but not the color brown. If this is the case then I shall copyright the colour green just for myself! So be warned, any site using green may face court action, and the firing squad!

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