Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Appleby almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of Cumbria?
They even tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 250,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Perhaps we should give each of them a cow when we do find them?
THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a new Constitution for Iraq, Afghanistan and the other countries we interfere with … Why don’t we just give them ours?
It was drawn up by a lot of really clever men, and it has worked for centuries and we’re not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this –
You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’, ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ….. It creates a hostile work environment!
I was under the impression the the Government had banned fox hunting years ago. It is still going on despite the ban, in fact it seems to be on the rise in this area. It must stop! It is not fair on the people who live in the countryside having to put up with this sort of thing, hearing the sound of gunshots all day and night, and finding corpses in their fields and gardens.
I have been invited to go to the annual Christmas Day Party this year at the ‘Earl Shilton Dementia Society‘ hall, but I can’t remember where it is or what day they said.