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		<title>Figure of fun?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 May 2012 22:50:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA['Elf and Safety]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wishful thinking]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On rare occasions (very rare!) I see a policeman on a pedal cycle. Today was one of those days. He was at the ATM machine in the main street, no doubt getting some of his meagre wages out. The first thing I noticed was that thing on his head. He looked absolutely ridiculous, just as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiffany lampshade</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 May 2012 22:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stained Glass]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Many years ago I saw a noticed that Sotherbys, or Christies, (I can&#8217;t remember which now) in London were going to auction a collection of genuine Tiffany lamps. I knew that I couldn&#8217;t afford to buy one because nowadays the real ones fetch ridiculously high prices, but it would be nice to go and have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Panel lamp</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 13:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stained Glass]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you have read the sidebar you will see that I had a stained glass business called &#8220;Anget Stained Glass&#8221; before I retired. When I gave up the trade name someone else took it up. Click here to view his site, his studio is very like the one I had. I now make stained glass [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jehovahs Parasites</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Apr 2012 13:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brainless idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unbelievable]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[On Sunday morning I was woken up from a deep sleep (caused by sufficient beer at the party the previous night, but that’s another story) by the door bell at the crack of dawn, (11:30am). I grabbed my dressing-gown and went to see just who had the audacity to disturb me and drag me out [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Big Brother obsession]]></category>

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		<title>Banned!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:00:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Puzzling]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Unbelievable]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have noticed that Blogger have changed the rules on commenting on their sites. There are now quite a few blogs that I cannot comment on now. I do NOT have a Google Account any longer, nor do I have a Live Journal, WordPress, Typepad, AIM or OpenID accounts. I do use a WordPress template [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Update on the previous post</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Apr 2012 09:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Con-Men]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I just did a search of the Heinz Weight Watchers webpage and I couldn&#8217;t find the Beef &#038; Vegetable meal anywhere, which I thought was rather strange. All the other products were listed but not that particular one. I changed over to &#8220;images&#8221; in Google and saw 100&#8242;s of pictures of their products but not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microwave meals</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Cookery]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Food]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I always prefer to cook my own meals, and even make my own bread, but I do like to keep two or three frozen instant meals in the freezer just in case I don&#8217;t have time to prepare anything. One of my favourites is the Weight Watchers Beef Hotpot from Heinz. Not that I do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OK, I give in. . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Apr 2012 13:40:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[The truth]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks to all my fans (both of you!) who emailed me asking me to relent and carry on blogging. After a long deliberation and many sleepless nights I decided that maybe I should return to the fold. I must admit that I missed writing complete and utter nonsense to please the masses! After my mother [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For Armistice Day</title>
		<link>http://earlshilton.org.uk/wp/2011/11/3516/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 00:34:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Keith</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Armed Forces]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Troop Aid]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My long time childhood friend lost his only son to a roadside bomb in Afghanistan, and he has never come to terms with it . . . . he is now just a shadow of his former self.]]></description>
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