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In Britain the blue lines mean ‘no parking here’ or ‘keep clear’. To make matters worse the car on the right did not have a disabled badge in the windscreen, yet this was a disabled parking area. There were plenty … Continue reading
I had another visitation from the Jehovahs Witnesses today. The second time in a fortnight. I really thought I had managed to neutralize any further attacks by them, but I was wrong. The last time they came I had a … Continue reading
Shopping has now become difficult for me. I had to get rid of my car for economic and health reasons. The cost of keeping it on the road was too much for my income and my arthritis makes safe handling … Continue reading
Headline in the ‘Mail Online’ :: “We need protection! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt show off guns at home admitting they feel unsafe from crazed fans”. Who the hell are they? I’ve never heard of them! What do the do? … Continue reading
A Jehovahs Witness, or a member of the Very Late(r) Day Saints knocked on my door again this Sunday. After the usual greetings and preamble about God loving me, and me telling him to pi . . go away, the … Continue reading
On Sunday morning I was woken up from a deep sleep (caused by sufficient beer at the party the previous night, but that’s another story) by the door bell at the crack of dawn, (11:30am). I grabbed my dressing-gown and … Continue reading
My sister and brother-in-law have just returned from a trip to the USA. On the way out they were told to report to the airport three hours before the flight. When they arrived they were checked in and had to … Continue reading
As I approached the traffic lights I indicated left and moved into the nearside lane. When the lights changed to green I moved forward and started to turn left when something hit the nearside of my car. I pulled over … Continue reading
Let me put you in the picture as to my TV reception facilities here. There isn’t any. I do NOT own a working TV set, and have not done so for the last 12 years. I was so disgusted with … Continue reading