When I was 16 I started courting a girl, but there was no real passion in the relationship, so I decided I needed a more passionate girl with a zest for life.
The following year I dated a really passionate girl, but she was far too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened to commit suicide, so I decided to look for a girl with stability.
When I was 20 I found a really exiting young woman, and I thought I had found my forever partner, so we got married. She was great fun initially, but things turned sour after a while, but we stuck together because of the children. Unfortunately she was so smart and ambitious she divorced me and took everything I owned.
In my 50’s I met a lovely lady and we became good friends. I was with her for 11 years, the best years of my adult life. Eventually she died and I was devastated.
Now that I’m 80 I’m looking for a young woman who is unattached, rich, a nymphomaniac, has a Mercedes (or a Lamborgini, I’m not fussy) owns a pub, has a house in France, a diesel yacht moored in Cannes, and will care for me in my Autumn years and maintain my mobility scooter. Not much to ask for really.
Does anyone out there know of such a woman? If so, can you put me in touch with her as soon as possible? There would be a few quid in it for you!