You are hilarious!

Thanks Betsy. – Keith.

I like it best when you are hilarious:)

Well, if you can’t be frivolous now and then you might as well dig a hole, lie in it and wait for the next death. – Keith.

I think it’s twice as funny in light of the fact that just a week or two ago you wrote, ” I take my Internet work seriously. – Keith”

When I said that I meant that I think Facebook, Myspace and all the other trivial, banal social sites are not serious and I want nothing to do with them. I like a joke and lightheartedness on my page, and other blogs as well.

“lightheartedness”? I just invented a new word. Wikipedia, please take note! – Keith.

Our car, is basic, boring white. I’ve been trying to get my mother to paint it a bright pink. She says absolutely not.

What do you suggest?

Paint it with army camouflage paint, so it blends in with the bushes in your garden, then car thieves wont be able to find it! – Keith.

Also, could you please tell me, where can I hide the dishes until next year rolls around?

Hide them in the one place nobody would ever think of looking . . . in the sink! – Keith.

That guy taking the drugs is wearing a E3 page. It might be someone from my office.

I thought it was you! – Keith.