But I still don’t understand how I get Twitters!

Just stand near somebody who has it (apparently it’s very contagious), and you will catch it. Simpules! – Keith

Stu, just click on the twitter logo at the top of the right column and everything will be revealed.

I’ve still no idea what twitters are…

Oh boy, this is too good to miss. . . . .

A Twitter is a very large feathered creature that likes to sit on the overhead telephone wires. It is similar to a bird in appearance and it makes a terrible noise all day and all night, craps all over any car that happens to be passing underneath. People too if they happen to stray underneath. It’s Latin name is “pigeonus revoltus”. They are best shot on sight. They are very tasty when cooked with a few veg. – Keith

Ho, ho!

That video, funny as it is, just shows the level we are sinking to. Do you want to be my “friend”, and tell me, a complete stranger, all you most secret thoughts?

Go on; I love a good scandal. . . . . – Keith

laughing.

hate twitter myself, but if I did it, I’d want you to be my friend, Keith. ha,

We don’t need Twitters to be friends, we manage quite well without it. – Keith

This is so funny.

I think the word you are looking for is “pathetic”. – Keith

A marriage made in Heaven:)

Pardon? – Keith.

Keith, thanks for the guffaw, from one who recognises his weaknesses

Perhaps I getting too old, but I think Facilebook [sic] is so stupid and childish. I did join when it first came online but I realised that it wasn’t for me. I take my Internet work seriously. – Keith.