May 24, 2010
Filed Under (Spam, Wishful thinking) by Keith on 24-05-2010

Just lately all the spam mail coming in seems to be in Russian, at least I think that’s what it is, because my knowledge of that language is nil! Can anyone out there identify it? I dont really want a translation because it will be all crap, porno, con tricks, etc.

It has only just started coming in like that. Do you think that the Russians have just discovered the internet and said (in Russian of course) “I’ve got a great idea comrades, lets send these new-fangled email thingies to all the suckers in Britland and con lots of money out of them before somebody in Nigeria gets the same idea!”

Yes, I know I can set my mailbox up to delete spam instantly,  but this does have it’s drawbacks:

1. I wouldn’t get my morning laugh by reading the bad grammar and smelling pistakes in the subjects.

2. Where else can I get my pictures of pretty ladies doing naughty things?

3. I might miss important emails that get into the spam box by mistake,  i.e.,  demands from my bank manager to pay up or else.

4. Most importantly, there may be a genuine offer of vast amounts of money from someone, or even one of my bloggy friends (hint).



Comments:
Anji on May 24th, 2010 at 3:23 pm #

My day wouldn’t be the same without all of those lotteries I keep winning, but I’m a bit concerned about what the FBI want me for.


sablonneuse on May 26th, 2010 at 10:53 am #

Yes, I think it’s Russian, Keith, but I have no idea what it says. Must think myself lucky that the only spam that gets through to me is in French or English.


guyana gyal on June 1st, 2010 at 12:35 am #

You can go here to translate: http://learningrussian.net/translator.php

Just in case it’s a super-wealthy, beautiful Russian gal looking for a lad like you, y’never know!


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