March 31, 2010
Filed Under (Anti-Social Behaviour, Criminals) by Keith on 31-03-2010

I posted the following last November on a different blog and I’m repeating it now because the bustard has struck again! He did my cousin for the SAME OFFENCE yesterday in a “copy-cat” situation. Unbelievable! She is not the worlds greatest car-parker (is any woman?) and rear of the car was slightly over the line.

Traffic WardenHitler is alive and well, and is now employed as a Car Park Attendant in our little town.

A few weeks ago one of my many friends said he was going into town to do some shopping and would I like to accompany him. I had some library books to change and I needed some bits and pieces myself so I said yes.

It wasn’t a particularly busy day in town so there was oodles of room to park. Another reason there was plenty of room is the fact that Hinckley as a town is dying because of the greed of the local Council, (car parking charges recently increased) and the business rates on the shops also increased. Consequently as the shops are closing down (3 this week) people are now going to the nearby towns to shop. But I digress….

We parked the car, paid the exorbitant fee required, and displayed the ticket in the windscreen as requested ordered by the Council notice and made our way into town. After completing our business we went into a local hostelry for a beer and a bun.

My Car

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We returned to the car with half an hour left on the ticket, but to our surprise there was a ticket on the windscreen stating that we had committed a “Violation”!

Our car is the red Peugeot in the centre of the picture. Apparently we had inadvertently parked with one wheel over the line of the parking bay and had picked up a £50 fine!

Notice Board

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Sure enough when I looked closely at the notice board I could see quite clearly that we had committed a dastardly crime! If the car park had been full and we were preventing someone else from parking in the next bay I could understand it, but look at the car park . . . practically empty; so what did it matter if we had parked a bit over the line? This is bureaucracy gone mad! Haven’t the peasants the that Council employ got any brains and common sense? Perhaps they have their orders and must “obey orders at all times”

As you can imagine, we were hopping mad and set out to find this little jumped-up Hitler but he had vanished back into his bunker somewhere. If we had found him he would probably have said “It’s more that my jobs worth mate”.

My friend had to pay the £50 in the end. He tried to appeal against it, but to no avail. Guess which two people are not going shopping in Hinckley ever again. In future it will be Leicester.




Comments:
Invader_Stu on March 31st, 2010 at 11:51 am #

How does it feel to be a criminal? :p


Anji on March 31st, 2010 at 12:57 pm #

I remember that one and ever since I've been very thoughtful about parking within the lines. Could he be on commission?


Keith on March 31st, 2010 at 4:22 pm #

Stu – I wasn't the driver in the first offence, it was my hardened criminal chauffeur; he wasn't wearing his glasses at the time. He's blind in one eye and has very poor vision in the other two since he was beaten up by two Buddist monks in "Raymonds Revue Bar".


Keith on March 31st, 2010 at 4:24 pm #

Anji – I can just picture you walking around your van to make sure it fitted neatly within the allocated space.


john.g. on March 31st, 2010 at 9:21 pm #

TW*T!


Kevin 'In Salford' on April 1st, 2010 at 12:07 am #

Perhaps being able to pay for two parking bays might resolve it? No? Thought not!

Hey, can we have some of your traffic wardens up here? In our urban village in Salford they not only park on the double yellow lines but also on the pavement next to them! As if parking on the pavement is more acceptable than on the yellows! And our traffic wardens ignore it, it seems they're always off-duty at the time?!


Keith on April 1st, 2010 at 10:06 am #

Kev – As the law stands it is illegal to park on the pavement where there are double yellow lines. They apply to the road AND the pavement.

It is also illegal to park a vehicle, or any part of a vehicle, on any area designated for pedestrian and/or bicycle use (footpaths, pavements, etc) anyway. It says so in that very little read book that nobody seems to possess any more now, called "The Highway Code"

But the Fuzz and the Fuhrer Wardens turn a blind eye to it, otherwise they would be issuing tickets like confetti!


Keith on April 1st, 2010 at 10:07 am #

Stand up that man who just called me a TW*T! Oh, sorry, just realised that you can't.


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