March 29, 2010
Filed Under (Wishful thinking) by Keith on 29-03-2010

Tarot CardsA friend who is a tarot card fanatic insisted on giving me a reading last night.

I picked out the cards at random and she laid them out and proceeded to read my past, present and future. I wont bore you with the past, it’s a bit gruesome. She got the present more or less right though. She said I was a boring old git, always moaning about something, poverty stricken, a drunk and one of lifes “ne’er-do-wells”. She was right about the poverty bit, but not so sure about the other things.
Rich blondeOn the bright side she said my future was good. I was going to meet a very rich blonde nymphomanic aged about 25 with big beautiful boo … er, eyes. She would have a big expensive sports car and own a chain of public houses.

Well, she didn’t say that exactly. That’s just what I read in the cards.

I can hardly wait!



Comments:
Anji on March 29th, 2010 at 12:40 pm #

It's good to see you back anyway. I've got 1 out of 7, does that mean you're sort of right?


Invader_Stu on March 29th, 2010 at 1:12 pm #

And you think meeting Paris Hilton is a good thing? :p


Keith on March 29th, 2010 at 2:36 pm #

Stu – Yup! She's loaded.

Well, a man can dream can't he?


john.g. on March 29th, 2010 at 3:28 pm #

I think she's right on all counts!


Pat on March 29th, 2010 at 4:10 pm #

I'm saying nothing!


Keith on March 29th, 2010 at 6:18 pm #

Pat – Just as well! I'm in a bad mood (my porridge was lumpy this morning).

John – "Go away" in Anglo-Saxon.

Anji – See my comment on your page.


Guyana-Gyal on March 29th, 2010 at 10:26 pm #

Hmm, this is where reality meets the *other reality*…and you asked me wot I was taking? Ha.


Betsy on March 30th, 2010 at 1:37 am #

And wasn't it Jessica Simpson a few months ago? LOL! I see you like the blondes!


lom on March 30th, 2010 at 4:54 am #

Get your runes read, I had mine done a few years, it was so true it eas scary


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