Saturday, November 7, 2009

Hitler is alive. . . . . .

. . .and well, and is now employed as a Car Park Attendant in our little town.

A few weeks ago one of my many friends said he was going into town to do some shopping and would I like to accompany him. I had some library books to change and I needed some bits and pieces myself so I said yes.

It wasn't a particularly busy day in town so there was oodles of room to park. Another reason there was plenty of room is the fact that the town is dying because of the greed of the local Council, (car parking charges recently increased) and the business rates on the shops also increased. Consequently as the shops are closing down (3 this week) people are now going to the nearby towns to shop. But I digress....

We parked the car, paid the exorbitant fee required, and displayed the ticket in the windscreen as requested ordered by the Council notice and made our way into town. After completing our business we went into a local hostelry for a beer and a bun.

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We returned to the car with half an hour left on the ticket, but to our surprise there was a ticket on the windscreen stating that we had committed a "Violation"!

Our car is the red Peugeot in the centre of the picture. Apparently we had inadvertently parked with one wheel over the line of the parking bay and had picked up a £50 fine!

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Sure enough when I looked closely at the notice board I could see quite clearly that we had committed a dastardly crime! If the car park had been full and we were preventing someone else from parking in the next bay I could understand it, but look at the car park . . . practically empty; so what did it matter if we had parked a bit over the line? This is bureaucracy gone mad! Haven't the peasants the Council employ got any brains and common sense? Perhaps they have their orders and must "obey at all times"

As you can imagine, we were hopping mad and set out to find this little jumped-up Hitler but he had vanished back into his bunker somewhere. If we had found him he would probably have said "It's more that my jobs worth mate".

My friend had to pay the £50 in the end. He tried to appeal against it, but to no avail. Guess which two people are not going shopping there ever again. In future it will be Leicester.

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posted by Keith at 6:54 AM  
15 Comments:
  • At 14:31, Blogger Kevin 'In Salford' said…

    Hey! That's not on! Not on at all! The only thing that IS on is the Wheel On The Line! And that's acceptable in the Highway Code anyway, and seems even more acceptable in a Driving Test.

    I was a bit late in life taking my driving test (I passed in May 2000). Upon returning to the Test Centre I was asked by the examiner to park correctly in one of the marked bays. The end result was as in your photo - one wheel on the white line. The examiner was fully aware, but didn't even comment on it when he went down the list of my minor faults when he told me I'd passed!

    Now, had part of the tyre thread have been over the line?? Maybe Traffic Wardens should be supplied with micrometers?

     
  • At 17:06, Blogger Keith said…

    Kevin - Actually the front wheel was OVER the line, although it's not obvious from the photo. I took the photo as evidence of the lack of vehicles on the car park before we moved off, but it was no good, the person at the Council said that we had broken the law and must pay the fine. Arseholes!

     
  • At 02:28, Anonymous sablonneuse said…

    Looks like they'll stoop to anything to rip you off nowadays. I suppose little Hitler whooped with glee when he found a chance to issue his stupid ticket! What a pathetic mentality.

     
  • At 03:18, Blogger Keith said…

    Well, our Council are strapped for cash due to Govt cutbacks and I suppose they see the shop owners and motorists as "cash cows".

    I'm dreading the next Council Tax rise in April!

     
  • At 03:57, Blogger Dumdad said…

    What has happened to my country? This is utter madness.

     
  • At 05:38, Blogger Ken said…

    This happens in quite a few car parks around here. Mainly ones run by private companies who police car parks for Curry's etc.

    The penalty notice is unenforceable and your friend shouldn't have paid it. The offence is committed by the driver of the vehicle and NOT by the registered owner.
    The registered owner is not obliged to tell them who the driver was so they can do nothing unless they can provide photographic evidence of your friend driving the car.
    I see no cameras in your photo??

    Lots of threatening letters would ensue but should be ignored after sending a letter telling them to stop harassing you.

    They would have to give up in the end??

     
  • At 08:34, Blogger Keith said…

    Ken - I am the registered owner, but my friend was driving it (legally of course) because his car is off the road at present. He paid the fine. It is a Council owned car park, policed by their own attendants who apparently have been instructed to show no mercy and give no quarter! SS tactics. I'm surprised we weren't marched off to the gas chambers.

    The only camera there was mine. I took the pictures before we moved off.

     
  • At 15:08, Blogger Kevin 'In Salford' said…

    I had to download and enlarge that photo, and yes a part of the wheel does go over the white line. However, there's far more 'on' than 'over'.

    Yes, what also struck me was the fact there were very few other vehicles parked on there. Now if that was on the congested Trafford Centre car park up here I could understand the draconian attitude, but down there in sleepy Leics??

    Btw, is that the Gas Board's radio tower we can see rising above the rooftop in the background of the photo? (I could tell you a story about that!).

     
  • At 21:11, Blogger Ken said…

    I notice that you are plagued by these awful spam comments as well.
    They are a damned nuisance??

     
  • At 02:36, Blogger Pat said…

    Heartfelt sympathy Keith. i think I would have been apoplectic.

     
  • At 04:26, Blogger #Debi said…

    It is one of my pet peeves when someone parks like that, but it's not worth 50 pounds (which I think is nearly $100). Outrageous!

     
  • At 03:25, Blogger Guyana-Gyal said…

    Wow, your friend had to pay 50 pounds for parking ON the white line?

     
  • At 14:38, Blogger Kevin 'In Salford' said…

    Re: You latest header pic.

    So who's been wasting their valuable time playing around (yet again) with Paintshop?

    I have to admit it's a bit good though, especially the fake graffiti.

    Talking of graffiti, here's a couple of quotes I've 'lifted' off our local community website forum: -

    " I keep seeing graffiti all over the place with the text "The Mavises" scrawled on a wall. It's mainly on the Eccles side of the M602 however I have noticed it creeping over the bridge into Monton."

    To which someone replied:-

    "Have heard they are at war with the "Norris Gang" "

    Priceless!!

    (Television's 'Coronation Street' soap serial viewers will probably appreciate that one the most).

     
  • At 23:03, Blogger Anji said…

    I can't help wondering how the owners of really big people carriers manage. Those spaces look pretty small and your car isn't that big. Thinking about it - I suppose they don't mind paying £50 to park their cars

     
  • At 01:03, Blogger Wendy Ascham said…

    Kevin~ Keith hasn't had a telly for 12 years, so that comment is wasted on him. He wouldn't know who you were talking about!

    Anji~ People who can afford to drive 4 X 4's and 'people carriers' are rich enough to wriggle their way out of any parking fines anyway.

    I once saw a car with a big trailer attached, parked on TWO spaces, with a fine ticket (for overstaying by one hour) on the windscreen. I think he should have had TWO tickets!

     
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